jumping

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After trying everything, this was the weasel's last ditch effort to cure his friend's hiccups.

-Sally Squeeps

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Wait, no, you've got it all wrong! I'm not jumping for joy in a figurative sense. In fact, I'm actually feeling a little down today... my kibble this morning was a bit stale, and it really threw me into a strange kind of funk! Rather, I'm literally jumping for Joy, because that's my human's name, and she requested that I jump. Which is totally fine, because a.) I like her so I like doing tricks for her and b.) she promised to compensate my leap with a milkbone.

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acting like animals,artful,ball,cat,dodge,dodging,jumping,reflexes
Via: LLBwwb
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And here you thought today would be the day that you'd best your feline friend at dodgeball! I admire your efforts, pitiful human, but you'll have to wait a bit longer before your ball-chucking skills can keep up with my catlike-because-I'm-actually-a-cat reflexes! My advice is to keep working the target course... and also to brace yourself for the immediate return throw I'm about to dish you, since it'll knock you clean over if you're not ready!

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