These squeedorable widdle goats are jumping for joy because they won a very close-call victory over pigs in last week's Squee Spree versus! Let's all join them in celebrating!
- Sally Squeeps
This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!
Wait, no, you've got it all wrong! I'm not jumping for joy in a figurative sense. In fact, I'm actually feeling a little down today... my kibble this morning was a bit stale, and it really threw me into a strange kind of funk! Rather, I'm literally jumping for Joy, because that's my human's name, and she requested that I jump. Which is totally fine, because a.) I like her so I like doing tricks for her and b.) she promised to compensate my leap with a milkbone.