This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!
"The wonderful thing about bunnies
Is bunnies are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about bunnies
Pssk, hovercats? Don't compare me to those faux-flying felines! Their maximum elevation is a paltry 100 meters! I can fly MILES HIGH without even winding myself! I think it's time that all the would-be aeronautical cats of the world just face the facts and admit that they don't even have a hope of being as aerodynamic and flyable as we bunnies are!