Someone is trolling me right? This must be a joke, RIGHT? I mean what IS this squeefully ridiculous feline? Come on squeeps, help me get to the bottom of this!

- Sally Squeeps

Oh deer, you are such a kidder!

Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Bamboo.

... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.