hungry

The look on your face when you see your family setting the table for Thanksgiving dinner, but you aren't allowed to eat any of the mouth-watering noms yet...

-Sally Squeeps

Yes, human, I'm presently occupying the space where your documents that start with the letter "F" usually go. "F," as in "feline" and "feed me" and "food" and "ferocious when hungry." I know you're not so good about picking up on subtlety though, so I took the liberty of leaving some "presents" in the folders for "H" as in "hungry," "N" as in "noms" and "C" as in "can opener" to help get my point across.