Anon says Day 5: The humans still don't suspect a thing.
I mean, I'm jutting out into three full rooms at this point, and if that's not proof that we're outgrowing our current living situation, then I don't know what is! And no, dieting is not an option. I don't see how me getting smaller will really affect the total amount of space we have to split between us. That doesn't make any sense at all!
I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!
... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?