Moooooooooom, do you really have to go RIGHT THIS INSTANT? You only gave me a 40 minute walk this morning! And my water dish is only 75 percent full, and the same goes for my kibble! I feel like you're trying to avoid me with this "job" thing you always talk about, and I don't like it, not one bit!
You don't even want to know what happened to the last foolish human who tried to touch my bunny. Here's a hint: I have claws. I didn't actually scratch him, though. I just hissed a lot until he got scared and went away. Wait... I guess that's more of a synopsis than a hint. Um. Oh well. What I'm trying to say is: Seriously human, no touchy my bunny!