Hippos are usually so squee, and yet they have some truly intimidating teeth...
Personally I prefer Pygmy Hippos, not only because they are super squee, but because they are much easier to carry around with you in your backpack.
- Sally Squeeps
Don't let anyone try to tell you you're not squeedorable! Bigger is better; it just means there's more of you to squee!
Remember splash fights in the pool as a kid? Not only are hippos squeedorable, they sure know how to have fun!