This widdle piggy went to the Daily Squee, and this widdle piggy stayed home. This widdle piggy had all the spots, and this widdle piggy had none. And THIS widdle piggy made me "SQUEE!!!" all the way home.
If you concentrate really really hard maybe someday your ears will be big an floppy!
Oh great, who woke up the Tiger cubs and ruined their nap time?!? Now they're going to be grumpy all day!