These are my two guinnea pigs, brothers Felix and Fernando, sitting very still for the photo.
Why yes, I do know how to pronounce the word "indubitably." Were you expecting a chick wearing a top hat to lack any sort of linguistic sophistication? Clearly you've not spent nearly enough time around chicks wearing top hats, my good sir. Now if you excuse me, I must make haste to this afternoon's tea time with my cousin Richard. Have a jolly day, chap!
Katherine Willow says: "This is my beautiful Blue Crowned Conure, Marcello Demitri, testing out a new hat. He's a wonderful bird, and without him I honestly don't know where I would be right now, he's helped me through so much and can always make me smile after a tedious day."
Take a bow Marcello! You look smashing in your new hat and have made us all smile.
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