Sloths prefer to give full-body hugs over shaking hands (they're as affectionate as they are slow). And that's just another reason out of dozens for why they are so squee!
Please, you are my servant, do as I say and bring the noms directly to my mouf.
This is my hedgehog, Loki. He's a silver snowflake, and a big baby. He loves to beat up on his blanket and play tug with me.
Do you know what Noa is? He's obviously a squee wee fuzzy rodent, but this angle and the giant hand obscure some telltale signs!
You're supposed to be hibernating! And don't give me any of that "I'm not sleepy" business because you clearly can't keep your eyes open. Off to bed with you!