"What do you think of my new glasses?"

Squeeful! But possibly just a tad too big? Quite the fashion statement though...

-Sally Squeeps

"Don't laugh, I have a very severe astigmatism!"

Don't worry Bunny, no one was laughing at your ridiculous nerd-goggles I promise!

-Sally Squeeps

Nerd Bunny is tired from listening to dumb people all day...

• Sally Squeeps

Quick! While no one is watching!

Did you see that gaudy hat Mabel had on yesterday? Who does she think she is, a quail?

Yeah, that's right, I conned a ghost into showing me the way down here. I deciphered the codes in that creepy journal belonging to some freak named Tom Riddle. And I did a bunch of other stuff along the way too, and it was all worth it! Because the Chamber of Secrets is filled with nothing but an endless supply of noms. Which is pretty much the best thing a secret chamber could ever be filled with, if you ask me!