You show me a snack and we'll be fast friends. But until then I'll maintain my distance.

Watching giraffes run is pretty hilarious, especially when they're sweet and tiny and uncoordinated.

Giraffes win the Squee Spree by twice the votes! Can you even handle the cuteness of this baby and mama sweetness? I know I can't.

Time for another spree, squee friends! This time we'll have you all vote in the comments for your favorites and I will painstakingly tally your votes by hand because I love you guys!

The green anole is a dapper lizardy fellow, but can he conquer over the towering power of the giraffe?

What say you, squeeps? Anole? Giraffe? Vote in the comments!

... well, I suppose that's one way to convey words of wisdom to your child. Perhaps not the most lovingly parental way, but almost doubtlessly an effective one.