I know you're trying to "blend-in" widdle froggie, but it doesn't seem like you're fooling anyone into thinking you're a thorn. You're too round and squishy... Just sayin'.
I think this dude is adorable with his super fatness and coy look. What do you squeeps think?
Your little antics do nothing for my sophisticated sense of humor.
What was that, froggersons? You need to speak up with that tiny voice!