It's been a long and windy and perilous flight, but I've finally found the target, so I'm preparing to touch down. Bullwinkle, do you copy? I need you to dial in my coordinates and make your way to Boris and Natasha's latest lair so I can use your antlers as a tarmac.
This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!
I found this little guy on the ground, I think he was stunned after flying into a window. I picked him, he was scared and perched very tight around my finger. But after holding him for a few minutes, he seemed to have recovered and flew away!