I found this little guy on the ground, I think he was stunned after flying into a window. I picked him, he was scared and perched very tight around my finger. But after holding him for a few minutes, he seemed to have recovered and flew away!
This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!