This falcon might be a floofball right now, but he's going to grow up to be a lean, mean, squee bird of prey.
Did you forget where you buried your nuts? It has been a long winter...
What do you mean "bedhead?" This is my new stylish hairdo! Girl I'm fabulous!
- Sally Squeeps
I know you want us all to take you seriously Mr. Bird, but it's hard not to squee when you're so floofy!
My secret is a sad one: it's the end of another Squee Spree week, which means it's time to say goodbye to the Alpaca. :(