What's a loving goldfish owner to do when one of your fish has difficulty keeping afloat? Why, build him a little life-preserver so he can keep on swimming, of course!
"I am the mighty Kraken! I rule the deep! I make the abyss tremble! I eat continents for breakfast! I.... uh.... look awfully cute in these jammies, don't I?"
"There are too many pictures of little fury guys... fish need the love, too!"
Pufferfish get a bad reputation for being grumpy and mean, but they're really just shy! I mean c'mon, look at that smile!
I can't understand you! Chew and swallow!