fence

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By Unknown
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I know you're holding, hand it over!

acting like animals blueprint confused construction drawing fence house penguin penguins
Via: All Creatures
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I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!

... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?

fence neighbor opossum whiskers
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Howdy neighbor! I see you're grilling some hotdogs, got enough for me and my sixteen babies?