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acting like animals Awkward cow explanation fence Hall of Fame lolwut stuck - 5711616512
Via: Lolcreatures
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Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

acting like animals blueprint confused construction drawing fence house penguin penguins - 5689757696
Via: All Creatures
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I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!

... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?

alpaca fence hug Interspecies Love kangaroo - 5968130560
Via: Samantha M
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I want a hug from a little 'roo! Do I have to be an alpaca to get one?