Oh my gosh squeeps! Look at what I've found... it's the world's fluffiest pine cone!
When can I buy my own clothes?
This splendid white peahen is quite the diva, outshining even the most outrageous showgirl. I'd go see her perform in Las Vegas anytime!
Hey! Would you like to share with the rest of us what is so squeely amusing?
- Sally Squeeps
I think we could all use a nice head massage.
Itty bitty birdie, why is everything you do so pretty? You even make personal hygiene look glamorous! It's just not fair!