With a long neck like that I think you're going to need a wider scarf...
For the sophisticated sloth connoisseur, might I recommend a goblet of sloth for your squeeing pleasure?
Oh you fancy, huh? Enjoy your tea party in the garden Ms. Fancy-Pants!
Oh you fancy, huh? Well Mr. Fancy pants, what's the name of your stylist and can you get me an appointment?
Gentlemen Tortoise is enchanted to make your acquaintance.
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