He's the gold medal champion in derp-jumping! Look at that spectacular form.
Inkaara says: "This is my kitty Cleopatra! She used to love sitting in boxes but now she doesn't fit anymore!"
Not being able to fit into your favorite box is a perfectly good reason to put on a sad face, if you ask me.
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What? Oh, yeah, I am running at a ridiculous speed right now. Whatever. That's just kind of the norm in my life. Something about the construction of my hyper-agile body and my genetic makeup or whatever. It's not that big of a deal. It might seem novel to you, but it's pretty commonplace in my life. I guess I'm kind of indifferent to my own magnificent speediness at this point, to be perfectly honest with you.