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You mean this isn't how you always sit? Because it's how I always sit! I mean, sure, the location of my tail looks weird, but I can assure you that it's actually totally not awkward at all and is in fact quite comfortable! Are you judging me for my sitting posture right now? Because I feel like you're judging me for my sitting posture right now, and that's not very polite at all!

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Via: LLBwwb
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You have to understand though; it was nothing special. It was just that I was trying to take a nap on his foot (which looks an awful lot like a pillow if you kind of squint at it a bit), and he kept doing this annoying "fee fi fo fum" thing, and it kept waking me up and so I felt like the only way to solve the problem at hand was to take matters into my own paws. He was asking for it, really.

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Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!

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