You mean this isn't how you always sit? Because it's how I always sit! I mean, sure, the location of my tail looks weird, but I can assure you that it's actually totally not awkward at all and is in fact quite comfortable! Are you judging me for my sitting posture right now? Because I feel like you're judging me for my sitting posture right now, and that's not very polite at all!
Via Pioneer Anomaly
You have to understand though; it was nothing special. It was just that I was trying to take a nap on his foot (which looks an awful lot like a pillow if you kind of squint at it a bit), and he kept doing this annoying "fee fi fo fum" thing, and it kept waking me up and so I felt like the only way to solve the problem at hand was to take matters into my own paws. He was asking for it, really.
Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!