This is Hercules. He's an emu! He loves getting sprayed with the hose and swimming in his kiddie pool. He also loves neck scratches.
Try as I might, I simply cannot think of an entourage superior to an emutourage.
Squee lovers, the winners of this week's Squee Spree contest are itty bitty Emu babies! And this particular emu baby has quite a marvelous mugshot here, if I do say so myself!