If you doubt for a second that the baby emu in this photo is more than just literal hours old... well, just look to the left-hand side for irrefutable proof!
Squee lovers, the winners of this week's Squee Spree contest are itty bitty Emu babies! And this particular emu baby has quite a marvelous mugshot here, if I do say so myself!
No no, the only straw anything here is the bedding of straw this emu baby's squeely standing on. The argument for its cuteness is utterly infallible.
Try as I might, I simply cannot think of an entourage superior to an emutourage.