Try as I might, I simply cannot think of an entourage superior to an emutourage.
If you doubt for a second that the baby emu in this photo is more than just literal hours old... well, just look to the left-hand side for irrefutable proof!
Squee lovers, the winners of this week's Squee Spree contest are itty bitty Emu babies! And this particular emu baby has quite a marvelous mugshot here, if I do say so myself!
It may not be the best hand in poker, but it's certainly the cutest.