... well, I suppose that's one way to convey words of wisdom to your child. Perhaps not the most lovingly parental way, but almost doubtlessly an effective one.
Thank Ceiling Bunny for good insurance, amirite? Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks. The cast matches my ride, which is nice, and my ear is healing quite well according to my doctor! Fender benders happen; I'm just glad nobunny was seriously injured!