I know you wouldn't think it lookin' at me, but I'm a four-time rodeo champeen! What can I say? I know how to ride a bucking bronco like the best of 'em, and my lassoing skills are anything but sloppy! Ranch life really just means you can't help but learn the tricks of the cowboy trade, you know?
What can I say? Frills are flirty and fun! I've gotten more dates in the last year wearing this outfit than the rest of my group of friends combined! Personal grooming really does make all the difference when you're single and wanting to mingle.
No, no, silly human! You keep telling me that I'm a bunny, but you are a sadly mistaken! I'm a frog in all actuality, and I have no idea what keeps making you think otherwise! Now if you'll just accept that fact and help me locate the lily pad I was just sitting on, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, ribbit.