What can I say? Frills are flirty and fun! I've gotten more dates in the last year wearing this outfit than the rest of my group of friends combined! Personal grooming really does make all the difference when you're single and wanting to mingle.
Don't believe what you might have heard to the contrary; we penguins are a very celebratory species! That's why we're dressed up in these hanboks for the lunar new year! It wouldn't be enough for us to merely endorse the holiday... we rather felt it far more appropriate to really embody the spirit of the event, you know?
Well, okay, so I'm not actually a bee... but I AM an adorable sugar glider dressed in a pretty dashing bee costume... so that has to count for something, right! And I can already kind of fly, so who's to say I can't make honey and collect pollen and do all the other cool things that bees do? ... NONE OF YOU CAN TAKE THIS DREAM AWAY FROM ME!
Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?