Reader Squees: Disregard Descartes. Acquire Hamsters.

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Franklinad says: "This is my robo dwarf hamster, Flash. I had to take a break from my philosophy paper and decided to have some squee time with her zipping around my desk. What a little squee!"

All I can say to you, dear Franklinad, is that your title for this post is the best user-submitted title I've ever received. So thank you. You and your squee hammy made my day!

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