There is no delicate way to nom corn on the cob, so go a head and stuff your face chipmunk! Who needs etiquette when you're that squee?
Oh sure, I guess you can have some of our leftovers widdle hamster. Help yourself!
This is my gerbil Bongo - I'm sure he's dreaming of corms, peas and sunflower seeds!
"My sugar gliders love corn. They don't get it often but when they do they are very happy kids!"
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