Yeah, you know that Lupe Fiasco song? It was definitely written about me. What can I say? All the corgi shawties love the way I skate!
No, seriously, what's the point of this? This hat is uncomfortable and doesn't really fit on my head very well... and all of these people are here drinking punch and eating chocolate cake and making me really jealous because I can't eat chocolate and I thought people knew that? This whole situation is just baffling my corgi brain right now, and I do not like it one tiny little itty bitty bit.