Ever wanted to get up close and personal with a polar bear? Well, that would probably be very dangerous. So here is a squee and safe way to enjoy a polar bear up close!
Oh hi! Is this thing on? Are you gonna take my picture? Do I get noms afterwards? Can you hurry up and just skip to the nom part?
Bear! You'll get nos smudges all over the lens!
Don't hate masticate!
What are you looking for bunny? Boops? Noms? Just TELL ME!