What a patient mommy to put up with such squeeful shenanigans!
What? Oh, yeah, I am running at a ridiculous speed right now. Whatever. That's just kind of the norm in my life. Something about the construction of my hyper-agile body and my genetic makeup or whatever. It's not that big of a deal. It might seem novel to you, but it's pretty commonplace in my life. I guess I'm kind of indifferent to my own magnificent speediness at this point, to be perfectly honest with you.