No widdle flower, it's not your time yet. This chameleon shall gently guard you until it is.
Dude, aren't you supposed to change color? Show off.
This widdle guy is known as a Panther Chameleon, maybe because of his dark stripes? But I've also heard chameleons change their color to blend into their environment. So maybe this lizard has been hanging around too many wild cats?
Next Christmas maybe I'll try using chameleons as tree ornaments! What do you squeeps think?