Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!
Seriously, I know you're a Japanese superstar and also a cat, but I think you've been getting lazy with your box game lately, and I'm here to take the title of "supreme cute box animal" away from you! You may have paunch and feline wiles working in your favor, but I have puppy eyes and the innate virtue of being a corgi. Bring it on, Maru!