"Stop being so dramatic son! We ate lunch an hour ago, so no you are not going to starve. Stop whining and go play with your friends - mommy needs some quiet time..."
"Hailing from Sicily and Sardinia, the Mediterranean Miniature Donkey is almost extinct in the wild in their native land, though breeding programs have been very successful in the United States. When fully grown they at stand at between 30 and 36 inches tall."
I'll squee over a roughly 3-foot-tall Donkey any day!