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This critter is totally squee, but what is it? Looks a lot like an armadillo... except furry... with humongous claws... Help me get to the bottom of this mystery squeeps!
I wonder if Armadillos ever roll along as a ball when they need to get somewhere in a hurry? Or maybe that's only a trick they use at parties to impress new friends.
- Sally Squeeps