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No, seriously, what's the point of this? This hat is uncomfortable and doesn't really fit on my head very well... and all of these people are here drinking punch and eating chocolate cake and making me really jealous because I can't eat chocolate and I thought people knew that? This whole situation is just baffling my corgi brain right now, and I do not like it one tiny little itty bitty bit.

There ain't no party like a bunny birthday party, because a bunny birthday party is super SQUEE!

-Sally Squeeps

Well, now we know where all the best guinea pig parties happen! Looks like a pretty popular spot.

-Sally Squeeps

Every Bug has its day, and for this Caterpillar's birthday Nest of Vellum decided to throw him a full-on birthday party! Squeeeeee!

-Sally Squeeps

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