Hey widdle hedgie, quick hogging the shoes all to yourself! They're not even your size anyways...
I would like to propose a new cuddling maneuver called "Koalaing". It is very similar to "spooning" except instead of being back-to-front, you embrace each other front-to-front in a happy, squeeful, cuddly mess - just like Koalas do!
- Sally Squeeps