Team Mexico got off to an amazing start by scoring a goal within the first 29 SECONDS of the match -- the fastest score in the Olympics since record-keeping started in 1976.
Brazil left the match understandably disappointed. Although the country is more or less the Mecca for soccer, they have never won an gold medal in the sport.
After the incredible first goal, Mexico held onto their lead into the halfway mark. Mexican striker Oribe Peralta also scored the second goal of the game in the 75th minute, securing the win for Mexico.
No Earth-shattering news from today, but let us consider the following.
Triathlon medals have been appealed and will be subject to more photographic scrutiny.
Ryan Lochte's ridiculousness has leaked off onto a pair of glasses that you can actually buy starting in mid-August. Also, apparently his nickname is Reezy? Really?
The real news came out of Track and Field though, with plenty of firsts and flubs.
However, the issue that has us scratching our heads... how didn't we think of THIS first?