Here, look at this accurate drawing I found.
Really, London? How about no...
My inner 12-year-old girl is crying out in emphatic joy.
My outer adult is humming along to the na-na-nas.
Pyramid heads? Why not.
HOLDUP, DID I JUST READ ERIC IDLE AND FATBOY SLIM?
First Voldemort in the Opening Ceremony, AND NOW PETTIGREW'S BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR THE CLOSING
We've heard rumblings of a possible One Direction appearance. For now we'll settle for Madness singing "Our House."