Braiiiiiiiins!

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You scared, bro? I'm scared, for my cholesterol.

Zombie Donut

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Blood,dirt,donut,green,nasty,zombie
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I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!

Zombie Nutrition

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brains,Chart,nutrition,portion sizes,zombie
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Oh man, that giant portion of brains is totally what's making you fat.

Braaaaaaaains

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brains,cookie jar,cookies,head,zombie
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Well that explains why they're always looking to eat our brains. They're all full up on cookies.

Zombie Love

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Blood,brain,brains,cake,frosting,sweets,zombie
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What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.

Stop Asking to Be Invited to My Wedding!

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bloody,cake,chainsaws,massacre,wedding,zombie
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This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"

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