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You scared, bro? I'm scared, for my cholesterol.

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I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!

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Oh man, that giant portion of brains is totally what's making you fat.

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Well that explains why they're always looking to eat our brains. They're all full up on cookies.

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What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.

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This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"