You scared, bro? I'm scared, for my cholesterol.
I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!
Oh man, that giant portion of brains is totally what's making you fat.
They are walking because they are hungry.
Well that explains why they're always looking to eat our brains. They're all full up on cookies.
What's the sweetest gift a zombie could give to the zombie of their dreams? The freshest brain. Aw. Love.
This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"
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