Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.
Because swallowing with my own muscles is just too much work.
Just like peas in a pod.
When I was a kid we ate candy and drank fruit punch. WTF, I don't even know.
You might wanna get that looked at.
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