Sing To Me, Pasta Babies

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Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.

Soda Shooter

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blast,bottle,lazy,shoot,soda,what,wtf
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Because swallowing with my own muscles is just too much work.

Kids These Days

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alcohol,chocolate,cigarettes,gatorade,kids,tic tacs,wtf
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When I was a kid we ate candy and drank fruit punch. WTF, I don't even know.

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