You never even knew he was at the dinner party, did you?
Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.
Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.
Well so does mommy, and she gets first dibs!
When all you need in this world is a damn glass of wine and you have no opener, the universe is a cruel cruel place.
My dog is so thoughtful. He slaved away all day over a bowl of kibble to make me this!
No, you're right. That's exactly what it is.
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