Oh Richard, You Scared Me!

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airline,face,first class,ice cube,Richard Branson,virgin atlantic,weird
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Excuse me, flight attendant, but there is a tiny man's head in my cocktail. Help.

Dirty Toast

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shower,toast,weird
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Either the toast feels violated and needs to clean off the icky or someone thinks you need some breakfast.

Dark Side of the Fruit

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I don't know if I feel Pink Floyd doing a banana commercial but I do know I'm hungry.

Chocolate Covered Jalapenos

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chiles,chocolate,Jalapeño,peppers,weird
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Just make sure not to rub your eyes after dessert.

Makeout Noodles

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KISS,love,noodles,package,udon,weird
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I'm not sure noodles could make me want to make out with someone else but I do know that I ALWAYS want to make out with noodles.

Gimme a Hand, Carrot

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carrot,fingers,hand,nibble,weird
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Oh sorry, I didn't mean for that comma to be there. I don't want a carrot's help, I want a carrot shaped like a hand, thanks. And a handful of ranch, please.

For the Love of Cheetos, WHY?

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cheetos,cheetos krispie treats,marshmallow,snack,super bowl,weird
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I really can't wrap my head around what a Cheeto marshmallow treat would taste like! Brave souls! Venture forth and bring me stories of conquest and glory!

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