Sprayracha: Seasoning and Weapon

Favorite
bottle,hot sauce,spicy,spray,sriracha,weapon
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I carry a big enough purse to stash this for use at restaurants and during muggings!

Bacon at Gunpoint

Favorite
bacon,breakfast,coffee,egg,gun,meal,threat,toast,weapon
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You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

ChocoGlock

Favorite
case,chocolate,dangerous,firearm,gun,weapon
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Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.

Pound It Out

Favorite
brass knuckles,kitchen,knuckle dusters,meat tenderizer,punch,tool,weapon
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When you've got some aggression to work out, take it out on your meat.

Pomegrenade

Favorite
bomb,clip,grenade,pin,pomegranate,weapon
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Suddenly, antioxidants!

Midday Snack: Bacon Bazooka

Favorite
bacon,bazooka,projectiles,shoot,weapon
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Can you aim it at my mouth and load it with moar bacon plz?

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