I carry a big enough purse to stash this for use at restaurants and during muggings!
You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.
Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.
When you've got some aggression to work out, take it out on your meat.
Can you aim it at my mouth and load it with moar bacon plz?
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