Melon Love

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Melon Love
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I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.

The World's Tiniest Watermelons

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The World's Tiniest Watermelons
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Except they're actually more like cucumbers once you cut them open and taste them. Still, bringing a bowl of these to a BBQ would be pretty hilarious.

The Price For Perfection

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The Price For Perfection
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Let me do a little Googling for you here; this cube shaped watermelon is roughly $150 American. Commence freaking out.

Feels Good Man

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Feels Good Man
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Just hold me close, I like it.

Pedobear Hates Birthdays

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Pedobear Hates Birthdays
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Don't worry P, there are plenty of young fish in the sea!

Noodle Bowl

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Noodle Bowl
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It's really, truly, seriously time to do some dishes.