Thirsty?

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Thirsty?
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God forbid you drink a drop of room-temperature or tap water!

Booze and Nothing With Bubbles

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Booze and Nothing With Bubbles
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Let's call a vodka soda a vodka soda shall we?

Bobbing For Trotters

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Bobbing For Trotters
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Slow down, you don't have to eat your dinner so fast.

Slow-Mo 'Splode

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Slow-Mo 'Splode
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Never freeze a carbonated beverage, friends!

Counter-Intuitive Bacon Method

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Trust. It's really the only way!

Turn on the Jets!

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Turn on the Jets!
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I'm so relaxed, it's like my insides are solidifying and I can't think straight anymore.

Thirst Extinguisher

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Thirst Extinguisher
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Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.