God forbid you drink a drop of room-temperature or tap water!
Let's call a vodka soda a vodka soda shall we?
Slow down, you don't have to eat your dinner so fast.
Never freeze a carbonated beverage, friends!
Trust. It's really the only way!
I'm so relaxed, it's like my insides are solidifying and I can't think straight anymore.
Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.
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