But Could It Deter Invading Hordes?

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136,000 calories of dramatic music and unintelligible adolescent mumbling.

Red, White and Belgian

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Red, White and Belgian
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Do not fall to the tyranny of waffles! Belgium is trying to hide it's nefarious deeds under the cloak of American patriotism. FIGHT!

Morning Eats: Breakfast Sliders

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Morning Eats: Breakfast Sliders
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When I can't decide what to have for breakfast I usually just mix my beer and whiskey so this makes perfect sense.

Morning Eats: Mall Breakfast

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Morning Eats: Mall Breakfast
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So this is what the geriatric mall-walkers eat at 6am before they go back to the retirement home!

Dear Eggo, Waffles are Not Pizza

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Dear Eggo, Waffles are Not Pizza
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I'm not saying I won't eat these every day until I die, I'm just saying get your facts straight.